PERSONAL INFORMATION

Relationship Status: Dating someone.

Unsolicited Advice:

I would recommend everyone to read Paul Graham's essay on his wife, before you start dating.

Personal Red flags:

lowercase typing, loitering around in shorts, not groomed, b/dl/ohp - 110/180/80 kgs (non-freedom units), eye sight is not 20/20, straight, needlessly sarcastic and annoying, i do cook well, occassionally hunt, dispatch, clean and cook, not a vegan, might dump my gf if i am not marrying her by 25 to date someone younger [dicaprio style], rude, brash, toxic, selfish and unnecessarily honest.

Notable Quotes:

1. "this guy jason is pure evil" - ahnaf

2. "Oh Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation" - i stole it from an ig reels comment section and i adopted it for myself like how a true narcissist would do.

3. "any non-technical vc interns/analysts/partners trying to knock on our doors to perform technical due diligence or gather data for competitors, wasting the founder's time without a signed check on our terms, will be tracked and their kneecaps shot"

4. "nothing can be gained without losing. even heaven which promises eternal life, demands your death"