PERSONAL INFORMATION

Relationship Status: Dating someone.

Unsolicited Advice:

I would recommend everyone to read Paul Graham's essay on his wife, before you start dating.

Personal Red flags:

lowercase typing, loitering around in shorts, not groomed, b/dl/ohp - 110/180/80 kgs (non-freedom units), eye sight is not 20/20, straight, needlessly sarcastic and annoying, i do cook well, occassionally hunt, dispatch, clean and cook, not a vegan, might dump my gf if i am not marrying her by 25 to date someone younger [dicaprio style], rude, brash, toxic, selfish and unnecessarily honest.

Notable Quotes:

1. "this guy jason is pure evil" - ahnaf

2. "Oh Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation" - i stole it from an ig reels comment section and i adopted it for myself like how a true narcissist would do.

3. "any non-technical vc interns/analysts/partners trying to knock on our doors to perform technical due diligence or gather data for competitors, wasting the founder's time without a signed check on our terms, will be tracked and their kneecaps shot"

4. "nothing can be gained without losing. even heaven which promises eternal life, demands your death"

5. "accelerate, or die"